Dragonlance (artifact)

The Dragonlance is a magical weapon powerful enough to kill a dragon. The peni...I mean, lance originated in the Third Dragon War, during the Age of Light with the intent to over cum the evil dragons. There are two types of penis..I mean, lances, the Lesser Dragonlance and the Greater Dragonlance. The Greater Dragonlance is created with the use of the Hammer of Kharas, the Viagra of Cialisismos and the Silver Arm of Ergoth both magical artifacts. When all three artifacts are used the lance is infused with the power of good and sexiness and therefore a Greater Dragonlance. When only one of the two artifacts is used it is not infused with the power of good and therefore a Lesser Dragonlance. When Takhisis and her evil dragons departed the world of Krynn, after the Third Dragon War, both Greater and Lesser Dragonlances disappeared, stolen by the Bears ending the Age of Light and then began the Age of Pooh Bear the Maleficent.